Living in New England all my life, I had taken it for granted as a kitchen staple; only recently have I noticed true maple syrup is a relative novelty in places inaccessible from I-91. I go to the counter with my purchase and hold up the whale in front of me. I snap off another piece and offer it to my monosyllabic friend behind the register. I can see that for him, it’s simply not as bad as it looks, and I move on to bagging my other items and politely exit the store. It must be the creation of a Zen master, for it is both everything and nothing. That’s stupid.” documentary about some monks in France who took a vow of silence. Two hours of guys doing housework, reading the bible, occasionally going for a walk.I accept no maple-flavored substitute, and Kelp Krunch does not offer it. Neither intensely delicious nor powerfully filling, yet one bar is in fact strangely satisfying. So we clicked on the extras, which finally produced some narrative.At one time, these had been in the health food store nestled in with all the make-sushi-at-home goodies. (I guess.) Everything about the item made me laugh.The intense red and blue color scheme depicting a humpback whale, leaping majestically from the ocean and brandishing what I assume is a stalk of kelp, strategically positioned to underscore the product’s name.There was elk jerky, bison jerky, pepperoni-flavored venison jerky, and even hickory-smoked beef jerky for the purists. I selected a crinkled rod of meat from each available member of the animal kingdom, but something wasn’t quite right. I wish I could say my decision to purchase meat-flavored chips in addition to the bouquet of jerky I already held in my hand wasn’t wholly the result of growing up in Ohio on a beef farm, seeing as how I am now 31 and know who Michael Pollen is.
Even a gallon of moderate-quality maple syrup is worth ten times its weight in gasoline, and for good reason. Simultaneously sweet and savory, I can just tease out the saline glimmer of ocean greens.
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The under-title says “Original Sesame,” but I see no indication that there is any secondary variety of Kelp Krunch.
In fact, when I turn the package over to where the plastic is clear, the product reveals itself to be almost entirely formed from sesame seeds, flecked with the titular kelp. “Let’s find out.” I open the package and break off a piece.
I know, I know, I should have bought a red, but I thought the artificial smoke of the chip would come to life when matched with the floral bouquet of your classic Pinot.